Bourbon's Find Person Blog

I'm thinking about going from Manly to Metro... what do you guys htink? Brandy's ragging on me for my long hair and scruffy beard. Says I need to get in shape for the wedding. Who do I look like? I'm guessing she's been thinking a lot about Brad, her old boyfriend, lately. I got her in contact with him for the wedding invitations, and now they talk almost every night. He's now gonna stay with us for the wedding. What the hell? This doesn't seem right, at all. I go out of my way to people search this guy and now it's looking like she likes him more than me. And I'm supposed to be marrying her?? All you loyal followers of my people finder blog.. what should I do?

Okay, finding people to invite to the wedding is one thing, but now Brandy wants me to find her ex-boyfriends!  That's not right, is it?  I mean, people search engines weren't built for such relationship turmoil!  I mean, it's one thing if she's still in touch with them and wants to invite them to the wedding, but it's totally different if she's looking them up to invite them!  Or worse - making me look them up to invite them! 

"It's so I can show you off," she said.  I'm not sure I believe her.  Anyway, for you geeks out there, guess what?  Twingly goes beta.

So the people search for wedding guests has been going just fine.  I've managed to find people from Brandy's past that she wanted to invite to the wedding.  It's a bit tedious, but I love her and I'll do anything for her.  Anyway, I haven't had time to check it out, but a friend forwarded me this link To the Leap Year.  Brandy was really stressed about the wedding, but then she started taking Damage Control Master Formula which has worked like a charm.

So Brandy decided I couldn't just sit around and not do anything for this wedding. 

I said, "Can't I just do a background search on the minister?  Make sure he isn't a criminal?"

She didn't think that was funny, and unfortunately, it gave her an idea.  So now I've been drafted to search people we need to send invitations to.  I don't get it.  I mean, if you've completely lost touch with someone, then why invite them to the wedding?  Seems like a strange use of person lookup to me, but she just scowls when I say that.  So that's what I'm doing.  At least she found a way I could help out that was at least slightly fun for me. 

Check out this hilarious rant to the real ultimate power net.

Wow, the weather is so nice now. It totally warmed up and is so beautiful. I just feel better when the sun is out. Also, now that the days are warmer, it means the nights are warmer too. This means going out at night is so awesome! I love those warm nights, when you come out of the bar and you can just walk home. Anyways, I am going to keep it short today. I found some really good people search sites last week, I wanted to share. Here ya go. Be back after St. Patty's day.

Person Search
People Search
Rant Farm-To Text Messaging ---Not people search related, but f-ing hilarious. My buddy sent it to me because I'm pretty much obsessed with texting. It usually the only way I communicate. Check out the whole site though.

It's true, I proposed to Brandy over the New Year. She happily accepted of course. I knew she was the one from the very beginning, and I am just glad we're making it official and legal. I've kinda always known that I wanted her to be my wife. We're made for each other, hence the names! She's so excited; she already started planning the wedding with her sister, who seems to be even more excited than Brandy herself. I'm gonna stay out of it until I have to show up to say, "I do." Until then, I gotta work extra hard to pay for that wedding, and pay off the 2 carat ring I gave her. I have been working overtime; I barely have time for a good people search these days! I'm losing all my awesome people finder skills! It's like a muscle, you have to exercise it, or it goes out of shape. Also, my my approached me about how to plan a family reunion for this summer and I about lost it. I was like, I cannot plan a reunion and a wedding in one year. Sorry. It will have to wait. I was like can't the whole family come to the wedding and have a reunion there. Brandy was not into that idea at all. 

If you know one thing about Max Bourbon, it's that you never question his knowledge of that holiest of 51% corn mash based nectars: Kentucky bourbon. Well, some dude decided to call my bluff the other night at the Gravel Pit, and in front of my lady no less! So I'm sitting there chatting it up with Brandy and Spence (best bartender in town, for my money) over a double bourbon rocks and this douche orders a bourbon.  Which kind? Spence inquires. The guy says Seagrams. I spit out my Beam. Spence starts pouring. "Seagram's ain't bourbon" I say. I know Spence is just trying to get a tip, so I'm cool with him. The dude though is obviously trying to get my goat cause he takes a big long drink, exhales and says "That's good bourbon." So I'm thinking, a direct challenge. I got my lady and years of experience, so I can't just let it go. "Canadian whiskey is in no way, shape or form a bourbon whiskey. Real bourbon comes from Kentucky," I say.

"Actually, Bourbon County was founded by French-Canadians. Bourbon's a French name. I'm from Novia Scotia, and I know our history. We French Canadians technically can use bourbon to describe any Canadian whiskey. Sorry, pal."

This guy's totally trying to get all Good Will Hunting how-you-like-them-apples on me, but I'm not having it. Plus his history's all messed up. To the untrained ear, it may sound believable, but I know my stuff. Messed up thing is I think Brandy and Spence kinda believed him cause of his little history lesson. Anway, the guy paid his tab and took off all confident that he was right. It wasn't over, though. I got his name from his credit card stub, and I plan on finding him using an online people search and giving him a real history lesson (just gotta get my facts straight). Here's another good link:

Find Person

So I did it, exactly what I said I was not going to do. I let Brandy, her cat, her clothes, and all all her shoes move in with me, and surprisingly it's been working out really well. I have to say it's so great having her here, and she makes a mean quesadilla, and mixes a bad ass drink! You see we have cocktails and appetizers everyday at 5pm. Brandy just whips stuff up, like tater skins and hot wings. Having her here is better than going to the local Chilli's for drinks.
And she's the best little helper when it comes to finding people. We people search all night sometimes, and she is right there with me finding people on her laptop. Man, laptops are so cool! We people search double time, and find all kinds of cool people finding sites. We found these last night Find Person, okay Brandy found them...she's getting better at this than I am! Locate a Person, but I found this one about finding a holiday decorator, I really want to compete with my neighbor Bob Lamonte's christmas lights. This year my house will be the brightest and most talked about! I am thinking about getting reindeer, yes real ones. Make my front yard like a petting zoo, Bob will not be able to top that! This site was real helpful Finding a Holiday Decorator
Well off to find some reindeer!!!!

So, Brandy brought up moving in together the other night......Um, not sure if I am ready for that. I mean, I am pretty sure I am in love with her, but I am so young, I just don't know if I am ready for that kind of commitment. Plus, I really do like her, and I think that moving in together could potentially, and probably, break us up prematurely. I should back up. She wants to move in because he hates her roommate. They fight constantly and she wants her dead, which is extreme and not true, but she feels pretty strongly about it. I don't want to be a bad boyfriend, but I can't have her living with me either. I am super independent too, which I don't think I am ready to give up yet. So, what do I do when I am frustrated...I turn into a people finder. I just want to find someone from high school, and it's taking me forever to find her. Relax, I don't like her romantically. She was my neighbor growing up. And while I was wasting my time online, I found this really funny site called Giant Lists, which had this one really hysterical list all about how to waste your day off, which is something I frequently do. So check it you. I gotta go talk to my girl.

So, Brandy is officially my girlfriend. It's taking some getting used to because I haven't had a real girlfriend in a really long time, like since high school. But, I really really like her, so I'm giving this a shot. Plus, I don't want to brag or anything, but I've played the field, and I think I'm finally ready to settle down some. She's really awesome. We fight sometimes, but making up is so awesome, that it doesn't really matter right??? Ahahaha. Also, she puts up with all my annoying habits and stuff. Like my people searching, it's pretty annoying cause I get really caught up in it and can't tear myself away from it, and other girls were really bother by it, or creeped out. But, Brandy is the best, she just doesn't care. Likes me for who I am. She even people searched with me the other day. We found some good sites together. She's becoming really good at person search; you should check out what she found all by herself. Anyways, gotta jet, check ya lates.